Attention Chris Fitzpatrick: you’ve been owned
Dave and I came up with this creative public shaming today at lunch. Full credit to Dave for the actual work.
This is what happens when you don’t pay your hosting bill for several months. I’m sick of your excuses. 
Chris Fitzpatrick:
Bah humbug!
This is a way to make me pay the bill.
Just don’t do it again, mfer
+cfitz
August 22, 2007, 12:57 pmPhil Downey:
Haha thats priceless. You’re lucky you’re paying up - my photoshop services were requested in the event you continue to avoid Judge Jake’s “collection calls”.
August 23, 2007, 12:03 pmHoolio:
you reference Chris as a “that” when in reality he is a “who.” he is a deadbeat WHO doesn’t pay his bill. if you’re gonna be a judge, judge without flaw.
September 16, 2007, 10:43 pmJake Billo:
Actually, the poor grammar and photoshopping services were performed by my business associate Dave Lahn, who will also be calling the collection agency if Chris doesn’t pay.
I also sentence you, the random commenter, to 48 hours in a holding cell for contempt of court.
September 17, 2007, 9:31 am