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Flying to Vegas, or “incompetence all around”

Since I never get to do anything fun anymore, I jumped at the opportunity to head to Las Vegas for a few days. After all, things in Vegas promised to be great – even if it meant staying in close proximity with my parents with whom I now have a strict once-per-week visitation schedule. But [...]

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Quest for the Crown

I was informed about Quest for the Crown the other night and immediately laughed my head off. I suggest you play it with sound for the full experience. Watch the credits if you’re into video gameĀ development – you may recognize a few names.

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The Digg/Consumerist mob strikes: Denon’s $500 Ethernet cable

Background: Denon produces an expensive Ethernet cable, much like the kind Monster are known for. It goes for $500 for 1.5 meters.
Body: Story hits Digg, the Consumerist, and a variety of other self-righteous forums that really should focus less on “ohpleaseohpleaseohplease check my ID when I hand over a credit card”, “they sent me [...]

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Judge Jake episode 4 online: Chuckles and Stereotypes

Judge Jake has been updated. In it, I get stuck behind some idiots professing their love for HARDCORE anime at Waterloo. Also, idiot gets owned for not declaring his merchandise at the border.
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Considering UWaterloo? Consider the following conversation.

As I’m exiting my economics lecture this evening, I had the misfortune to overhear a conversation between two students leaving ahead of me. I didn’t make any special attempt to listen until the conversation took an unmistakably horrible trainwreck. Keep in mind that this is an economics lecture, and not a computer science or math [...]

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PA overuses Twitter with hilarious results

Penny-Arcade has a delightful comic about people who overuse Twitter, the service that has essentially replaced the LiveJournal-style “and then I ate some fish, and it was good” missives. Now, instead of just being angsty to your closest friends, you can be angsty AND deliver your every bowel movement to the Internet.

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Shakespeare plus Pulp Fiction = win

From the Metaquotes community at LiveJournal, likely found through Boing Boing: Shakespeare meets Pulp Fiction.
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,
And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?

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Judge Jake Episode 3 online: Warren Fails It

Judge Jake episode 3 is now available, predominantly focusing on Warren’s exceptional ability to fail it on a friend’s birthday. Other topics of interest include

A recent business exam and how “The Sound of Music” is an inappropriate ringtone
How I feel about “Internet girlfriends”
A brief review of Simple Plan’s newest album (they still suck)

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I’m sorry, honey, your coffee’s seriously… undrinkable.

Another YouTube video, but damn if it doesn’t remind me of some productions I was involved with in high school. (Hint: Sexist ad for coffee!)

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Search query: Soulja Boy = moral decay

At least seven people have recently searched on Google and arrived at this site for the phrase “soulja boy = moral decay.” I couldn’t agree more.

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