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Synergy and my new setup

Here’s what my workstation setup now looks like after just under four months in the new place.

To manage my systems, I’m using a utility called Synergy with an OS X extension called SynergyKM. The MacBook Pro acts as the server: the display on the left is hooked up to the DVI port on the laptop, and the display on the right is connected to my Vista box.

When I mouse to the right side of the left monitor, the keyboard and mouse focus changes to the PC. (Synergy is running as a client under Vista.)

Finally, here’s a shot of my main PC workstation in its current opened state:

Music to slit your wrists to

You may be aware of my unconventional music preferences. Online, I’ve often produced self-deprecating pie charts and bar graphs making a statement about the contents of my library. While some armchair psychologists would say this is because I secretly have a deathwish or can empathize with the lyrics and use them as a metaphor for my own life, I reject those theories because they’re obviously nonsense. Sometimes, just tuning out lyrics and listening to a mass-marketable chord pattern is enough of a musical experience.

Approximate percentage: 79% emo

This emo phenomenon is even more pronounced when you look at my Zune Card. Note how all the artists from a "top played" selection are groups of four guys who really need to have their barbers stop standing crooked.

Zune card, featuring nothing more than slanty-haired groups.

In no particular order except alphabetic, and because I’m interested in checking out Windows Live Writer’s support for uploading posts, here are some artists you might find kicking around my library. I can’t condone that you actually listen to any of them unless you’re really hard-up for content.

(What I really want to do with this post or potential series: hope that somebody puts in some angry comments below about their favourite group not being emo, and chuckle.)


30 Seconds to Mars

Emo Rating: Rock Band says they’re emo, so that’s good enough for me.

  • Track suggestions from their self-titled album: "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" and "End of the Beginning"
  • Attack on "A Beautiful Lie" is one of the better tracks for Rock Band, because it’s not too hard to sing and it’s an excellent workout on the drums
  • It also needs to be blasted at top volume for full angst value

Aiden

Emo Rating: More screamo than anything, but any group with a song titled "The Sky Is Falling" and "Hurt Me" had better be ironic if not emo.

  • Track suggestions include "She Will Love You" and "I Set My Friends on Fire", in addition to the Chicken Little-esque Sky Is Falling piece
  • They’re listed as "post-hardcore" on Wikipedia, which generally is good comedy fodder
  • For even more emo kid fun, look up the lead vocalist’s page and check out
    • The run on sentences!
      • "but during wiL’s years dabbling with drugs he was no longer active within a band and only began re-playing guitar during his rehabilitation as a form of therapy and it developed from there."
    • The oh-so-awesome "reliance on friendship"!
      • wiL has also shown his reliance on friendship. The song Silent Eyes from the Rain in Hell EP was written about Bayside drummer, John ‘Beatz’. whilst on tour with Aiden, Hawthorne Heights and Silverstein, the Bayside bus flipped on a patch of black ice. ‘Beatz’ died due to severe injuries.
    • The stupid way he spells his name, apparently!
      • "What sort of stupid way is that to spell a name? "wiL"? What the fuck? –79.65.26.141"

Alexisonfire

Emo Rating: Pretty damn emo. "Sharks and Danger" starts with a recorded call to the St. Catharine’s Psychiatric Hospital.

  • Recommended songs: "To A Friend", "Hey, It’s Your Funeral Mama" and "Control"
  • Screamo, although apparently that characterization will be changed next album
  • The band describes their music as "the sound of two Catholic high-school girls in mid-knife-fight"

The All-American Rejects

Emo Rating: It doesn’t get much more emo than this. At least My Chemical Romance has a gothic feel going on, but these guys hate life on an equivalent Simple Plan level.

  • I can’t in good faith recommend any song off either album. "Move Along" is okay in Rock Band after an odd number of beers greater than five
  • Actually I don’t even know why I have the full album anyway, because it sucks and they’re all rated as "don’t like"
  • Some lyrics from "Can’t Take It", sung in a whine -
    • You speak to me
      I know this will be temporary
      You ask to leave,
      but I can tell you that I’ve had enough

      I can’t take it
      This welcome is gone and
      I’ve waited long enough to make it
      and if you’re so strong
      you might as well just do it alone
      And I’ll watch you go


The Almost

Emo Rating: Why won’t you stay? You’re so far away. (Never Say "I Told You So")

  • "Southern Weather" is the money track, although "Everyone Here Smells Like a Rat" is a pretty decent title
  • Drastic departure from the vocal styles of Underoath, making the album very tolerable as background music

Hopefully these five artists are enough to get your inner emo kid on. I’m not sure how many of you will care, but I’ll go down the list in future if anyone is actually, honestly interested in this stuff.

New MacBook Pro. Guess what? It’s got a top case alignment issue

When I drop close to two grand on a laptop, I expect perfection - or at least close to it. I noticed this case alignment issue with my new MacBook Pro about two hours after opening the box.

Notice the gap on the left side? The rubber contacts should be solid around the entire enclosure. I’m pretty sure it’s the top case and not the latch as well; slightly pressing down on the top of the unit shifts the gap to the right side of the laptop.

For size comparison purposes, the gap is slighly smaller than a 1/8″ stereo jack. I probably wouldn’t be concerned if I’d had the laptop for a few months, but I’d rather not get dust on the screen when it’s closed.

Apparently this problem isn’t completely unheard of online, but most of the posts seem to be from 2007 or older and are filled with far too much Internet lawyering rage. Since it’s a new unit, and I’d rather not have it in for repair right out of the box, Apple has claimed that they’ll email me some FedEx shipping labels so I can perform an exchange. They unfortunately won’t cross-ship the replacement, so I’ll have to blow away the drive tomorrow and re-copy all my music onto the replacement system when it arrives.

For what it’s worth: the labels have yet to show up in my inbox yet, but it’s the long weekend so I’ll cut them some slack.

Does anybody think I’m overreacting, or agree that this is something that shouldn’t happen? I never had the same issue with my white MacBook, so I’d at least like to see equal build quality between the two units. Not quite angry yet: just disappointed at the QC.

Argh, more than 2TB disk causes problems?

Here’s the tech scenario: I now have seven active Seagate Barracuda SATA2 500GB drives in a RAID5 array, using a Highpoint RocketRAID 2320 card. This setup gives a total capacity of 3TB and can survive one drive completely dying.

Under Windows, drives are formatted with a Master Boot Record partition map. This format imposes a 2TB limitation on allocatable space within a volume. I was unaware of this limit when I set up the RAID card, and am now paying the price.

The problem is that now, I have 750GB of unallocatable space on my RAID volume. I can’t extend the existing partition or even create a new one, with a wonderfully incomprehensible error message leading the way.

Supposedly, this problem can be fixed by using a GUID Partition Table (GPT) setup. Unfortunately, GPT conversion requires an empty volume - and I have 2TB of data that can’t really be moved anywhere else.

Anyone know of a utility (open source, freeware, paid) to convert MBR to GPT? I’ve actually read the GPT specification and it doesn’t seem too difficult to implement, but I really don’t want to get into hex editing the raw disk for various reasons.

Host move for jakebillo.com and related services

ev98.net and jakebillo.com have moved to a new, local hosting provider. Among the advantages of increased reliability and speed, we also now can directly call or email the people responsible for managing the server if there are any issues. Dave has also moved his personal site and you should all roundly harass him to write something.

Most large, hosted files will now be kept on files.ev98.net, which still uses Dreamhost since response time isn’t too critical, and disk space is more plentiful in that direction.

Please let me know if you see any oddities in the feed or in posts from this point forward.

Judge Jake episode 4 online: Chuckles and Stereotypes

Judge Jake has been updated. In it, I get stuck behind some idiots professing their love for HARDCORE anime at Waterloo. Also, idiot gets owned for not declaring his merchandise at the border.

Feel free to grab the MP3 file or subscribe to the RSS feed.

Considering UWaterloo? Consider the following conversation.

As I’m exiting my economics lecture this evening, I had the misfortune to overhear a conversation between two students leaving ahead of me. I didn’t make any special attempt to listen until the conversation took an unmistakably horrible trainwreck. Keep in mind that this is an economics lecture, and not a computer science or math class - so don’t expect arts courses to be any better.

If you’re debating going to Waterloo and aren’t a total social misfit, beware that you may be forcibly subjected to the following style of ridiculous conversation, which I transcribed shortly after hearing it.


Student 1: “So, what are you going to do when you get home?”
Student 2: “Lock myself in my room for two hours and watch anime.”

I honestly have no words at this point. This seems too stereotypical of a situation to be accurate. After all, Waterloo definitely has a number of Japanophile students who enjoy the medium - but seriously, about the only more goonish thing you could say at this point was that you were into cartoon pornography. Oh, wait.

 

Student 2: “Yeah. HARDCORE anime.”

The above statement was made without any sarcastic tone, and deliberately emphasized the ‘hardcore’ nature of the material. Just in case you aren’t too sure,

 

Student 1: “Hardcore?”
Student 2: “Yeah, the hardcore stuff… you know.”
Student 1: “Ah.”

Far be it from me to judge a person’s kinks or fetishes - wait, who am I kidding? Japanese, cartoon porn is pretty low on the scale of Internet nerd stereotypes. How much lower can this guy get?

 

Student 2: “But I have to lock my door in case my roommates find out.”

Shame? And yet you’re announcing your disgusting taste in self-relief material to another friend? What gives?

 

Student 1: “Oh?”
Student 2: “They want me to watch it with them, because they already have the MKVs.”

Oh, christ.

 

Student 2: “But their MKVs are all in Japanese, and I don’t know Japanese at all. They were like, ‘Oh, that’s OK, we’ll translate it for you!’”

There’s absolutely no more possible disgusting mental image than that. And the Internet is pretty disturbing as is.

 

Student 2: “So I have to download the subbed versions sneakily, and lock myself in my room to watch them alone.”

Ladies, have I got a real winner for you!

 

Over the border and back: declare nothing and get fined!

This Sunday, my family and I went across the Canada/United States border and went to two malls to take advantage of the reasonably at-par Canadian dollar. While I didn’t have as good luck shopping as on one of our previous visits to the States, I did manage to pick up a few trendy shirts and managed a free lunch out of my parents. I will say this: even as the US economy sags, the ridiculous number of Ontario residents coming down to purchase anything and everything under the sun should at least be a noteworthy economic point of interest.

The big question for Canadian shoppers enticed by the lucrative currency conversion rates on xe.com, though, is what happens at the border. At present, my family generally goes to the States about twice per year. We’re pretty well aware of the personal limits for merchandise, especially since the tariffs for alcohol make any bottle cost the same as at the LCBO.

Here’s what the simplified, general rules for cross-border purchases are: if you’re in the United States for less than 24 hours, you get zero personal allowance for personal items, tobacco or alcohol. Legally, upon re-entering Canada after being in the US for less than a day, you must pay duty on everything you’ve purchased. Duty rates suppoosedly vary based on the item, but if you’re willing to read up on them, they can be more expensive than one might think. I noticed rates from 2.5% (on some specialty electronics) to 18% on various types of shoes. Shoe fetishists - be warned.

More than 24 hours away from Canada gives an exemption of $50 per person, even for individuals under 18 years of age - but no tobacco or alcohol is included in this amount. After 48 hours, the limit jumps to $400 and you’re allowed a minimal amount of alcohol - which amounts to one 40 oz. bottle per adult and 200 cigarettes. Seven days or more gives a minimal increase to $750 per person. The Canadian Border Services Agency site gives more details on these exemptions.

While it might seem obsessive to mention these restrictions in detail, it’s interesting for two reasons: how is one supposed get away with shopping in the States for a day, not paying any duty and an object lesson in what happens if you get caught lying.

To set the stage, we waited approximately two hours in line to even approach the customs booths. During this time, we needed to move over one lane to get directly into the cutoff for Canada. In complete gridlock, my dad managed to signal and tried to move over in front of a Yaris. The driver had left enough space in front, and was far over to the left side of the lane as if he had spatial positioning problems.

Things were going fine until Mr. Yaris woke up, decided he didn’t want our car to move in front of him, and promptly honked and reclaimed the remaining space in the lane in a move worthy of appearing on Canada’s Worst Driver. We settled for the next spot in line behind him, and during the next hour or so waiting, the driver of the Yaris unconsciously let in three more cars by leaving more than enough for a merging maneuver. Each time this happened and he woke up, he promptly honked and tailgated the vehicle that had dared to enter the lane. The popular family consensus was to call the Yaris driver “Mr. Jeepers”, although my preferred nickname was “Chuckles”.

As an idiot driver, Chuckles wasn’t too out of the ordinary: you’d generally see this type of person hanging out too far in the opposite lane when turning left. During this time, though, we were debating on the best course of action to take at customs. With the level of traffic at the bridge crossing, it initially seemed better to not declare anything and hope the agent waved us through. After all, it was entirely possible that we’d just been at Niagara Falls, NY for the afternoon doing touristy activities. What’s more, literally thousands of people were doing the exact same thing we’d done the same afternoon. How were they approaching things?

When we approached the customs entrance, however, we selected what perhaps might have been the slowest line to use. Vehicles on our right in the bilingual line were spending no more than ten seconds with the officer before pulling away. Unfortunately it was too late to change lanes without looking suspicious, so we pulled in behind Chuckles and waited. The car in front of Chuckles took maybe two to three minutes to process, and then our favourite Yaris-driving friend pulled into the station.

The car on our right passed through, barely waiting at all. Then another. Then another still. And Chuckles was still being questioned.

After about five minutes of banter, the border agent stepped out of his booth and started looking around Chuckles’ car, obviously telling him to pop the trunk. What happened was what you’d expect: the customs guy finds several shopping bags inside.

Officer Correct Assumption reaches into one of Chuckles’ obvious shopping bags and unveils a receipt that clearly encompasses a good day’s worth of shopping. After slamming the trunk twice - unsuccessfully - he walks around to the front of the vehicle and appears to show Chuckles the bill, continuing the conversation. Apparently Chuckles’ answer doesn’t satisfy him, as he then walks around the back and looks through every bag, pulling receipts from each.

Taking the wad of receipts, the customs agent returns to his shack and begins writing something down. It is at this point that my family decides honesty is perhaps the best policy, and to eat any duty charges rather than having our trunk scrutinized in the same manner.

Chuckles leaves with an official looking yellow piece of paper, but does not stop at secondary processing. It appears that customs just bills people trying to avoid duty fees, in an effort to avoid holding up the line.

As we pull up, we’re asked the standard set of questions. Where are we going, do we have any alcohol or tobacco, how long we’ve been there. The agent is smart: he asks for the total value of goods purchased in the States, not if we have anything to declare. Answering $100 (total, not per person) and indicating some of the items of clothing purchased takes a total of under a minute, without attracting the ire of the customs weasel or any duty paid.

What I later find out is that making a false declaration or not declaring anything isn’t a matter of “oh, you got caught, now pay duty.” It’s much more painful than that - you actually pay a lying penalty:

If you do not declare goods, or if you falsely declare them, we can seize the goods. This means that you may lose the goods permanently or that you may have to pay a penalty to get them back. Depending on the type of goods and the circumstances involved, we may impose a penalty that ranges from 25% to 80% of the value of the seized goods.

In addition, the Customs Act provides border services officers with the authority to seize all vehicles that were used to import goods unlawfully. When this happens, we impose a penalty that you must pay before we return the vehicle.

If you do not declare tobacco products and alcoholic beverages at the time of importation, we will seize them permanently.

A record of infractions is kept in the CBSA computer system. If you have an infraction record, you may have to undergo a more detailed examination on future trips.

The moral? Don’t assume border agents are stupid or will just let you pass with a “nothing to declare” - answer reasonably honestly and things should go fine. Best of luck shopping in the States!

Somewhat back to normal: aftermath of the move

It’s been slightly over a week since I moved into the new place and things are working out well so far. One of the major changes is that I haven’t had as much time to sit down and develop: instead, the roommates and myself tend to be more social in the community area. Unfortunately for the screaming fans of XenonMKV, though, this means I haven’t had a chance to deliver on some bug fixes and requested features. I hope to have something new by the end of the month on that end.

On the technology front, I haven’t had as much luck getting 1:1 pixel mapping on a KDS-55A2020 television as the KF42E200A, but it’s still quite usable for movies without any overscan. I’m using the default nVidia drivers on Windows Vista, and using the “Adjust HDTV desktop size” controls in the nVidia Control Panel applet. There were some promising threads on AVSforum but they all seemed to deal with Windows XP and Powerstrip, both of which are needed to create and display custom resolutions.

I’ll likely have a new Judge Jake episode out within the next week or so, as well.

The Man’s Gym: A workout experience like no other

Wood chopping, barrel tossing and mechanical bear wrestling.

For Business 121, one of the major projects for the term is to develop a marketing strategy for a company offering a new product or service. Our group developed a concept for an offshoot of Curves, which offers fitness facilities and quick workouts for females.

“The Man’s Gym” is a male-oriented gym that avoids the traditional approaches of isocentrism and healthy lifestyle maintenance. Rather than focusing on pumping iron and bodybuilding, or cardiovascular training, The Man’s Gym employs unique activities such as:

The presentation is intended to be tongue-in-cheek: we rotated pie charts to display statistics with more favourable outcomes and slides are (generally) only on screen for about five seconds each. I tried for a Steve Jobs keynote feel with this design, and it seemed to work out pretty well.

Hit the picture below to grab a PDF copy of the slide deck. While the accompanying business plan document is significantly more dry (and thus not worth publishing), the presentation was worth a 96% and that’s really what counted in this effort.

The accompanying audio ad for the “Radio Ad Sample” slide that I whipped up in five minutes with GarageBand can also be acquired here, and should be playable in iTunes or any other utility that plays AAC audio files.