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Woman begins seeking ‘whatever she can get’ four hours after relationship dissolves. Critics speculate the rebound sex will be disappointing, unfulfilling, and leave the unlucky guy with a case of the clap.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007 Last Update:
Recent Breakup Offers Quick Turnaround TimeLocal Bar Scene
For Some, The Location Isn’t The DrawStudents continue to patronize ‘Dirty Phil’s’, despite its health and safety record being worse than the Royal Buffet. I Say, Good Madam, You Appear To Be Emitting MusicMusic spontaneously emitted from a local woman today, prompting a bystander to comment that "people actually visit this site at work, thanks." 
Jake Billo for the "Oh God, It's In My Eye" Times
All Of These People Changed Their PicturesIn an astonishing display of vanity and narcissism, approximately four hundred people decided today was the perfect time to express themselves with a new slanty-haired avatar image. When Friendship Just Isn’t Good EnoughNew social hierarchies emerge based on mysterious pictures in a grid. We Know What You Like: Magical Advertisements Astound and AmazeSales now ongoing: deals on eyeliner, tight jeans and black nail polish for My Chemical Romance fans. |
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