In the past, I’ve often claimed songs to be the worst possible in the world, and this honour has now fallen upon the atrocity that is “G-Slide (Tour Bus)”. If you hated Jibbs’ “Chain Hang Low”, then you’ll know the horror of which I speak. Here’s the chorus:
Lil’ Mama tour bus may ride through your town
Take a time, show you how
To do the G-slide, let me show you how
To G-slide
Let’s go!
This chorus is sung to the backing track of The Wheels On The Bus. You know, that song from the “Songs to Enrage Bus Drivers” album? What’s worse is that Lil’ Mama has the “oh snap!” tone of voice throughout the entire track. I guess that’s her gimmick, but I’m certainly not among the target audience.
If you want to pollute your ears with this, YouTube has the official music video that starts with her blowing some form of pink crack cocaine onto a regular school bus to turn it into some Austin Powers-esque monstrosity. Apparently in at least one of her other videos (yet ANOTHER remix of “Umbrella”), things start the same way.