MSN in Google Talk: changing transports

Using MSN/Windows Live Messenger inside a Google Talk session is how I currently connect to the service from my BlackBerry. Following this guide, you can easily have contact transparency.

Recently the transport I was using went down. bgmn.net was a very reliable service in my experience, but it requires a local @bgmn.net identity – which isn’t compatible with Google Talk.

As a replacement, I’ve just registered with the jaim.at transport – following the guide instructions but using jaim.at as the server, you should be up and running in very little time.

I’ve found the following caveats:

  • If a Yahoo Messenger contact has added your MSN account to their contact list, some MSN transports can’t deal with the status message and will effectively brick your account from being used.
  • Removing a transport involves reauthorizing your contacts again. Make sure you’ve got some time to take care of this.

The Digg/Consumerist mob strikes: Denon’s $500 Ethernet cable

Background: Denon produces an expensive Ethernet cable, much like the kind Monster are known for. It goes for $500 for 1.5 meters.

Body: Story hits Digg, the Consumerist, and a variety of other self-righteous forums that really should focus less on “ohpleaseohpleaseohplease check my ID when I hand over a credit card”, “they sent me too big of a box”, and “lol, I have to pay taxes?” and focus more on wireless data prices, large companies screwing people over, and how not to be a chump. Commenters race to tell users all about the ridiculously cheaper alternatives and suggest Belkin. (Really?) I shamelessly promote my consulting business here to tell you about a site called Monoprice, which we’re happy to refer clients to for their cabling needs.

Plot Twist: Amazon reviews get spammed for the product, per this Slashdot article and attached comment. This should be expected, though, because people have too much time on their hands but are still chumps – don’t expect them to venture outside of the comment field.

(Hell, I wrote a letter to the Prime Minister today expressing my displeasure with Bill C-61, studied some calculus, and cleaned up after a dishwasher explosion. And still had time to tell all you chumps about this nonsense.)

Punchline: From the Amazon reviews, in case it gets taken down and you don’t see it:

If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that’s compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely — like white, holy light. Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus Christ. I only make $6.25/hr at Jack In The Box, but I saved up for three months so I could have this cable. It sits in a shrine I constructed next to my futon in Mother’s basement.

I only gave it four stars in my review because I can’t find music that is worthy enough to flow through this utterly perfect interconnect.

Appendix: Check out G.P.’s other reviews, specifically the one where he bashes Cooper Lawrence’s book (the woman partially responsible for that Fox News Mass Effect sex-in-videogames scandal.)

Chump count: three

The only big thing Rogers is launching July 11th

Something really big is coming July 11th. It's your bill.

His Holiness Steve Jobs announced the iPhone 3G today, and it’s finally official: the sparkling device will be available for Canadians to purchase from Rogers or Fido on July 11th. In this post, I’ll prepare you for the possible scenarios when the Christ Phone becomes available to mere mortals – and then discuss their likeliness.

Note: These are my best guesses from the unofficial information online at HowardForums, the Apple press releases, and general observations about the wireless industry. These points are subject to change before release: if they do, I’ll update the post with details. When I say “Rogers” in this writeup, I mean both Fido and the parent company.

The iPhone 3G will cost $199 in the US, but be ludicrously overpriced in Canada.

A false assumption, but not entirely unreasonable considering how device pricing in Canada has typically worked. Apple has set prices globally for the 8GB model to be at most $199 – not with a minimum advertised price, but with carrier advertising and promotional agreements that have the same effect. Expect to pay $199 CDN for the 8GB model and $299 CDN for the 16GB, keeping in line with Apple’s announcement.

You’ll have to sign a new three year contract (or renew for three years) with Rogers or Fido to get an iPhone 3G.

Correct and accurate. The iPhone 3G will only be sold in Canada under a contract, at Rogers or Fido dealers and not at Apple stores. If you’re a new customer, it won’t be a two year commitment as AT&T demands in the United States or 18 months as per O2 in the UK. Rogers’ three year standard is the only way you’ll get the device – and expect that you’ll have to keep both your voice and data plan during this time.

Existing customers will likely have to pay a $35 (re)activation fee to switch to Steve’s pride and joy, but will end their current contract without an ECF penalty. In other words, if you’re a year and a half into your contract and decide to grab the iPhone, you won’t be stuck for four and a half years – just three. This is probably the only reasonably consumer-friendly element of the device launch. It comes with a benefit for the carrier, though.

After all, while Rogers may lose money initially on letting you out early from your existing subsidized phone – you know, the one that wasn’t brewed in Cupertino – they have two things going for them:

  1. They don’t have to pay Apple for each subscriber anymore – like AT&T did for the first year of the device – so all the monthly fees are going directly to the carrier. Average revenue per user is now up by, say, $10 to $18 per month for anyone on an iPhone plan automatically.
  2. Your bills are going to be higher, since you’ll need a fancy data and SMS package custom-tailored for the device. Don’t expect pricing to be anywhere near the stock Mega Time 25 plan. Average revenue per user on an iPhone voice and data package will have at least doubled, if not tripled or quadrupled from $25 plus System Access Fee. When this happens, it halves or thirds the time it takes for Rogers to recoup their losses on the previous handset.

    Average revenue per user for Canadian carriers in 2007 was $56 – but under 10% of that was on data services. iPhone users will be seen as “above average” (read: suckers and chumps) to both investors and executives; so ARPU will also follow this trend.

Also? It wouldn’t be too out of place to see an increased Early Cancellation Fee for people trying to escape their iPhone contracts. At minimum, expect $400 plus a $100 data ECF for a total of $500. The sky’s the limit for the maximum, but my best guess would be an increase of $200 (specialty product) for a total of $700.

I already have an iPhone and it won’t work on Rogers after July 11th.

Any existing iPhone you may have unlocked and working on Rogers already won’t cease to work, but there’s a high chance you won’t be able to take advantage of any new iPhone-specific data plans. Rogers has lately restricted data packages to specific phones – and not just models, but specific Rogers-branded and sold devices. They accomplish this by checking the IMEI number of the device, and falling back to $0.05/KB standard data rates if you don’t have a phone with an IMEI in a certain whitelist. Good luck getting on that!

(This has recently been a major problem with unlocked BlackBerry devices, and specific data packages. For example, trying to add the $15 “unlimited personal email” package or the $15 Smartphone Value Pack to an unlocked Curve 8320 is now a difficult task. Since the IMEI isn’t in Rogers’ database, the customer service representative doesn’t see what kind of device it is and can’t provision the correct plan. The correct response is to tell them to use the generic 111111111111119 IMEI and then the packages appear.)

If you manage to pick an iPhone 3G up on eBay or outside of the country, and it’s not branded to Rogers – I wish you well when activating, but you’ll run into the same “not our product; not our problem” attitude. You also won’t be able to sell the device to a foreign user easily: Rogers refuses to provide unlock codes to users, so the best solution might be a software exploit that Apple can revoke at any time.

The iPhone won’t be the beginning of truly unlimited data in Canada.

Definitely possible and should be expected. After all, in Irish markets, O2 Ireland caps data usage for the iPhone at 1GB per month. Australian customers get a slightly more lenient 3GB allowance.

In Canada, 1GB of data usage is readily available – for $100 per month on Rogers’ existing BlackBerry plans. With Sprint now capping their mobile broadband Internet at 5GB/month and still advertising it as unlimited, expect that a lot more data in quantity will become available – but not “all you can eat.”

Consider that Apple’s involvement after the phone sale is drastically less than with the first generation device, leaving the carriers significantly more room to do evil things to consumers.

I’ll have to pay a lot of money per month for the iPhone 3G, making the $199 pricetag pretty much a drop in the bucket.

No pricing details have been acknowledged or leaked yet, but we do have the comparisons available for the UK: for 30 pounds ($60.53 CDN as of posting time) per month, the 8GB iPhone will cost about the same as it will in Canada, with 75 minutes/125 text messages and “unlimited” data.

A more prudent analysis would involve O2 Ireland’s pricing schema for the existing device. The “paddy tax”-ing company charges about 35 pounds (~$71 CDN) for 175 minutes, 100 text messages and 1GB of data.

Best guess from my end of the court would be a combined voice and data $90+SAF plan with a 1GB cap.

What’s the bottom line?

Without Apple’s direct intervention, don’t expect too much of a change in Rogers’ status quo, and prepare to pull your pants down for three years if you absolutely must have the shiny trinket.

I’m still waiting to hear how the spectrum auction’s going.